My mom loves to find shells, but the crazy thing about our vacation is that there are NO shells on the beach. Last year, we had buckets full. It's so crazy. So Travis and Mom found something called Shell Island. You take an hour boat ride to the island, spend an hour on the island finding shells, and ride the boat back for an hour. Sounded good to us. We called and reservations weren't necessary, so we headed there for the afternoon.
I have to say...I immediately almost ruined the trip. We were one of the last ones on the boat. The only seats left were in the middle of it. I spotted one by the side where the kids and I could sit, so we went there. Shortly after I sat down, this lady comes over and says, "Hey, I'm sorry. My daughter is sitting here. She went downstairs to get a drink." I said, "Well is there room for one?" Because at least Sage could sit there. She said, "No, it's my daughter and my niece." Let me say, there was NOTHING wrong with what she said or did or how she said it. She was as nice as could be. But my evil side just came out. I said, in what Travis said was as rude as could possibly be, "Well, next time you can put something in the seat so people know." I'm laughing even thinking about it because it's so terrible. In my right mind, WHY would I ever do that? What a brat. I want to smack me.
So I go to the back where Mom and Mema are, and a few seconds later, she slams a cooler or something down and goes, "How's that?!" Without missing a beat, I shot back, "That's perfect, thanks." It was like watching someone else. I don't know what my problem was. Travis goes, "Hey, she's about twice your size, so you better chill out." And it's true. She was at LEAST twice my size. I felt pretty bad because there was really no warranting my acting that way. So as soon as she got up to go downstairs, I got up and went to the stairwell and said, "Ma'am...Ma'am (until she looked up), I'm really sorry I spoke to you that way. I shouldn't have done that, and I'm sorry." She immediately said, "I'm sorry too." All's well that ends well.
SO...after that debacle, let's get to the trip. :) Travis is still laughing about it and has since told me every time that we go out to not be rude to anyone. SO far, so good. Anyway, when we set sail, they said that some seagulls would be flying by and wanting hand outs. They passed out Cheetos to those that wanted to feed them. I took some but quickly realized that it was too creepy for me. Alfred Hitchcocks, "The Birds," is a PERFECT description for what it was like. They followed us the whole way; Sage ate the Cheetos.
I have to say...I immediately almost ruined the trip. We were one of the last ones on the boat. The only seats left were in the middle of it. I spotted one by the side where the kids and I could sit, so we went there. Shortly after I sat down, this lady comes over and says, "Hey, I'm sorry. My daughter is sitting here. She went downstairs to get a drink." I said, "Well is there room for one?" Because at least Sage could sit there. She said, "No, it's my daughter and my niece." Let me say, there was NOTHING wrong with what she said or did or how she said it. She was as nice as could be. But my evil side just came out. I said, in what Travis said was as rude as could possibly be, "Well, next time you can put something in the seat so people know." I'm laughing even thinking about it because it's so terrible. In my right mind, WHY would I ever do that? What a brat. I want to smack me.
So I go to the back where Mom and Mema are, and a few seconds later, she slams a cooler or something down and goes, "How's that?!" Without missing a beat, I shot back, "That's perfect, thanks." It was like watching someone else. I don't know what my problem was. Travis goes, "Hey, she's about twice your size, so you better chill out." And it's true. She was at LEAST twice my size. I felt pretty bad because there was really no warranting my acting that way. So as soon as she got up to go downstairs, I got up and went to the stairwell and said, "Ma'am...Ma'am (until she looked up), I'm really sorry I spoke to you that way. I shouldn't have done that, and I'm sorry." She immediately said, "I'm sorry too." All's well that ends well.
SO...after that debacle, let's get to the trip. :) Travis is still laughing about it and has since told me every time that we go out to not be rude to anyone. SO far, so good. Anyway, when we set sail, they said that some seagulls would be flying by and wanting hand outs. They passed out Cheetos to those that wanted to feed them. I took some but quickly realized that it was too creepy for me. Alfred Hitchcocks, "The Birds," is a PERFECT description for what it was like. They followed us the whole way; Sage ate the Cheetos.
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