Meet Mayer...and take him with you

I'd like to introduce (for anyone who hasn't met him) to you all, Mayer. He's 6 months old, and he weighs 50 lbs. His given name is John Mayer Spence. Travis insisted upon that name, and I couldn't help but agree. :) Anyway, puppies bring images of laughter, cuddling (as seen below), friendship..."man's best friend," if you will. I've posted pics of the TRUE reality of what having a puppy in your house means.



Look at the smile of joy on her face. Mayer seems almost lazy, doesn't he?
Look, Mayer is even smiling.
This is my kitchen. I like my kitchen. The dogs stay here when we're gone.
This is ONE of my cabinets. See the corner that is chewed off?
This is ON the wall. He chewed a HOLE in my wall. A HOLE IN MY WALL.
My wonderful husband assures me that he is fixing this today. In the meantime, I'm willing to pay someone to take him. :)