Why She Should NEVER be left Alone

Travis and I were downstairs getting lunch ready when I heard something that bothered me: silence. If you have small children, you know this is never good. As I made my way up the stairs and called her name, another warning sign: "Mommy, don't come in here yet." Two strikes are already against me and I'm not even in the room yet. When I went into my room, this is what I saw. Sage had made her own makeshift halter top out of 2 pairs of her panties. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Check her out. Oh, let's not forget the shorts over the leggings...the leggings she RIPPED last week by putting them on herself. That is why the left one is significantly shorter. It's been slowly unraveling.
Not only had she created this great ensemble, but she also found some red lipstick and an orange marker and colored all over her face.
Isn't that beautiful?
To top it all off, the shorts were on backwards. My little fashionista.