Sage's Interview

One of my friends did this interview with her son on facebook. I thought it would be really interesting to see what Sage's answers were to these questions. I asked her and typed just what she said, whether they made sense or not. they are interesting and hilarious.

1. What is something mom always says to you? "Boo-Boo"

2. What makes mom happy? "Not doing nothing wrong."

3. What makes mom sad? "when I do something wrong or when I don't see you."

4. How does your mom make you laugh? "something that I do funny like jumping in the fish tank."

5. What was your mom like as a child? "I didn't see you." (lol)

6. How old is your mom? "16"

7. How tall is your mom? "I don't know. I gotta measure you."

8. What is her favorite thing to do? "watch tv"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around? "go to bed"

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? "well, it'll be like you're in the movie and that means that you can't go into tv."

11. What is your mom really good at? "You're really good at playing and keeping your baby in your belly."

12. What is your mom not very good at? "Are you good at going fishing?...um, you're not very good at turning the fan on...you're not very good at writing letters that you don't know."

13. What does your mom do for her job? "You paint." (I even asked, "Mommy?" and she said "yes"...interesting.)

14. What is your mom's favorite food? "vegetables"

15. What makes you proud of your mom? "Riding a bigger scooter and riding on a skateboard."


16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? "You'll be Julie."

17. What do you and your mom do together? "We be in a commercial."

18. How are you and your mom the same? "We grow our hair longer."

19. How are you and your mom different? "We just are different, but we're just the same color (as she points to my skin which we've NEVER had conversation about skin color) see pink and pink. What color are we?"

20. How do you know your mom loves you? "I love you with all my heart."

21. What does your mom like most about your dad? "Hey Daddy!! What does Mommy like about you?"

22. What's your moms favorite place to go? "Toys R Us"