Friday, June 13, 2008

Why I hate doctor's offices

Yesterday, I was having some pretty painful issues that I felt warranted a doctor's visit. So today, I called my doctor's office to see if I was correct and to make an appointment. The following conversation is one of the many reasons why I avoid dr's offices at all costs.

After explaining my symptoms....

Receptionist: Yes, you should come in.

Me: Okay...can I make an appointment?

Receptionist: Like today? (doubtful tone)

Me: Um, well I guess not. I guess as soon as possible.

Receptionist: Um sure. What's good for you--morning or afternoon?

Me: Mondays and Fridays, afternoon. Tuesdays through Thursdays, morning.

Receptionist: Okay...how about July 7th at 11:45? (note: TODAY is JUNE 13th.)

Me: Um, last night I was in pretty serious pain, and if this is what I think it is, is it possible that I can come in earlier than a MONTH from now? I'd like to get it taken care of.

Receptionist: Okay, let's see...how about this Tuesday at 10:00?

Me: YES.

WHAT THE....?!

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