I'm not in a great mood today. I'm tired. Travis worked all day shooting the race yesterday. I'm tired. I didn't sleep well last night, and I'm tired. I was gone for THIRTY minutes this morning to run to the store after dropping Sage off at school. By the time I got home, my flip flop had been chewed into a million pieces along with several of Sage's diapers.
"Oh that's just a puppy...." SAVE IT.
To all of you dog lovers, I applaud you. I'm TRYING TO BE ONE. SOME DAYS, I THINK I AM. Until, that is, my shoe is chewed up, my walls have holes in them, my carpet is snagged, windchimes and shoes have been carried into my backyard, my front yard has a massive hole in it, my kitchen cabinets are scratched and chewed...I'll stop there. Do you know how much it is to replace kitchen cabinets? About 20 grand. Have you ever seen a $20,000 dog? I'm just TIRED of it. I'm the one taking care of them and cleaning up after them--not TRAVIS. I could have had another baby for the work it is to have a dog.
If this offends you, I'm really not in the mood to care. Forgive me. Hi, my name is Julie, and I don't love dogs.
1 comment:
I didn't know you were the president of the I hate dogs club... do you all sport shirts. In all seriousness I know about a destroyed house because of a dogs.
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